Summer vacation is coming up!
Kill me Baby
Kill Me Baby!
UTW & Mazui Present
Kill Me Baby!
doushita no wasa wasa
What's up? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nan demo naamin
Absolutely Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
yarunara camo camo
Let's do it! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
nandato don!
What'd you say?! Boom!
itsumo on-site dakedo slow ride
You're always on-site, but that's why it's a slow ride
homie ni doujinai haraise de toiki da
Homie's nothin' to me! For stress, it's a long sigh
gachi sugite girigiri tomosureba
You're trying too hard, it's a close call
piroshiki motoi dewa auchi nakayoshi
Pirozhki rather! Then? Ouch, friends!
koborusuki mizoochi
Kowalski to the pit of your stomach!
forishi!
Holy shit!
Kill Me Baby!
asobou yo wasa wasa
Let's play! ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
damatte naamin
Quiet, Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
doushitemo camo camo
Please! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
urusai don!
Shut up! Bang!
itsumo all right dakedo so tight
We're always all right, but that's why we're so tight
kougina best friend nagashime de dotsukuna!
We're best friends, so don't punch me while staring like that!
Kill Me Baby!
kondo ha wasa wasa
Now then ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nanda yo naamin
What now, Naamin?
Kill Me Baby!
mada mada camo camo
Still going! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
don!
Boom!
Morning
Morning.
Let's go bug catching!
Go catch them yourself.
You're as cold as always.
C'mon, let's go!
Oh? Am I bugging you?
Bugging you?
Got you!
But you said go catching myself...
Don't make up terrible puns!
After school
After school.
Now then, let's go catch some bugs!
You still haven't given up?
Come on!
Sugar water
Don't you want to see all the bugs gathering around sugar water?
Sugar water
Not really.
Here. Put it wherever you'd like.
What are you doing?!
The bugs are gonna come!
You told me to put it wherever I wanted.
If you don't put it on a tree, there's no point!
Sheesh.
But now that you've tried it, it's kinda fun, huh?
Not at all.
Damn it!
Besides, what exactly about bug catching is fun?
It's fun! Probably!
I'd rather not touch them at all.
Me neither!
Then why did you invite me along?!
I thought if I found any, you could catch them for me.
W-Wait!
I actually already coated the tree in the back yard this morning!
If they gathered, I'll catch them.
Okay?
Well? Go and get 'em.
Woah! That one's awesome!
Yes.
Maybe it's a new species!
It would be amazing if I could catch it...
Seriously?
Sonya-chan, aren't you glad?
Now it's your time to shi—
Ouch!
You go yourself.
No helping it.
We'll use this!
You're going to just kill them all using that bug spray?
No.
Hey! What are you doing?!
Don't worry! This is just insect repellent.
Oh.
Now we're like an invincible soldiers!
Go, go! Sonya!
You're invincible now, go and get 'em.
A
This is dangerous, so please don't do it.
What are you doing?
Did you think that would protect you against bees?
You little... I knew it!
Why is it coming after me?!
Bees can see people too.
Don't just stand there and watch, help me!
I don't know about that...
It's a weird bird!
It saved me...
What kind of bird is this?
Sorry. Could you help me out?
Huh? That's weird.
Maybe because I was hit on the head?
No, I heard it too.
It's me! Agiri!
Oh, it's you, Agiri-san.
Hey, that's weird too.
This is a ninja technique.
Th-This too?!
No way!
But it is Agiri's voice.
I don't believe it...
To think she can take the form of a bird...
It's me! Agiri!
Huh? I think I've seen this bird before.
Oh, it's just a gracula that she raised.
Oh. It's just mimicking Agiri-san's voice.
It's normal for a gracula to do that.
No, it really is me talking.
Take a closer look.
A-At what?
There's a small transmitter that allows me to talk.
That's so confusing...
So, what are you doing?
The truth is, I've been practicing my ninjutsu on that tree since this morning.
But then a bunch of bees came and now I'm stuck up there.
I-I didn't notice.
She's good.
Okay.
Agiri-san, I'll chase away the bees right away!
No, that's...
Don't worry. When they get too close, we'll just run away.
Wait—!
Ah! I'm sorry!
—wait, substitution jutsu?
So where the heck's the real one?
Ta-da!
"The substitution was actually the real one" jutsu!
Are you okay?
You hit my substitution.
Wait, how does that work?
Another day
Another day.
Another day
Summer Festival
Sonya-chan, looks like they're having a festival!
I've never been to one before.
Then let's go check it out.
Oh yeah, do you have money?
Are you out?
No! But I thought we'd buy some food and show it off!
Sorry, but I don't have much.
Gold fish scooping first!
Frankfurt
Taiyaki
I couldn't help one?
Whatever, I'll just try it again!
Taiyaki
Frankfurt
You suck at this.
You try it, then!
Taiyaki
Frankfurt
That was easy.
Run!
I saved the goldfish from the hands of a demon.
Who are you calling a demon?!
Here.
I'll give this to you, so don't fight.
They felt bad, so they didn't take it.
Lottery
Draw
A
Win!
Try again
Lose!
I'm on a losing streak, so I'll just stop.
Everything but food here is gambling.
I want that doll...
You know the ring toss is also gambling, right?
This is just a test of my skills, so it's fine!
She's such a gambler.
Ah! Again!
I guess it's no good.
I only have one left...
I'll just close my eyes and toss it.
Yet more dumb ideas...
I-I'm sorry!
Be sure to look when you throw, missy.
Alright! This time will be a double toss!
I'll give you one, Sonya-chan, so help out!
Why me?
Ready, and...
Don't get in the way!
Missy, you haven't got it once, so if you can hit it, I'll give it to you.
Really?!
Sonya-chan, please!
I'm begging you!
Again?
Toss it with all your might!
Why did this have to happen...
At any rate, there are a lot of stalls here.
A-A sniper snuck into the festival!
Calm down! It's just target practice!
I'm hungry.
Because we've been walking around a lot.
I'm going to go buy some takoyaki!
Hey!
I am an assassin!
If you're not nice to Yasuna, I'll have to take you out!
Weren't you going to get takoyaki?
I was, but on the way there, I saw a mask stand.
But I didn't buy it!
But after that, I won a prize draw!
After trying five times...
Waste of money...
Candy Apple
yen
Since I'm here, I might as well buy one.
Good idea! I'll buy one too.
Ah! I don't have anymore money!
Because you kept buying useless stuff.
Hey, do you wanna trad—
No.
Look! Look at how cool I look!
Truth is, you've wanted this from the start, huh?
If you want to trade, I don't mind!
D-Don't eat any more than that!
Do you not know how charming this is?!
So cool!
What's with you kids?
If you want this mask, go bug your mom to buy it for you!
Isn't that nice? They see how charming you are.
What a sucker!
They took it...
They were happy, so who cares?
It's already dark out.
I thought I had some money left...
Oh!
I do!
I'm gonna go buy some takoyaki!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Look, look!
Thought so.
Huh? No response?
I'm used to it at this point.
I'll shoot you!
It's just a noiseless toy.
Boom!
Sum
mer
Vaca
tion
Summer vacation.
Task completed. I'm returning to base.
Found you, Sonya-chan!
Oribe
What are you doing?!
Oribe
And what are you doing with that net?
Oribe
Let's catch fish with it!
What about fishing is fun?
It's fun! Probably!
I'd rather not touch them.
Me neither!
Then why did you invite me along?!
I thought if I found any, you could catch them for me.
I was kidding, Sonya-chan!
If I see any, I'll grab them myself!
So here... huh?
It wasn't on purpo...
Kill Me Baby
Hey, Sonya-chan.
If we can't catch any fish, wanna go swimming?
I mean, we have the beach all to ourselves.
I swam enough today.
Let's at least do something beach-like, then!
Let's run across and pretend we're lovers.
That's so dumb.
See, it's like we're a couple!
How?!
This is bad.
We're stuck here.
It's okay.
I knew this might happen!
Fish sausage!
Fish Sausage
When I throw this, we can use that time to run.
Good idea!
Fish sausage...!
H-Huh?
You threw it too far!
Not on purpose!
I know!
If we bark back, it may get scared and run off!
Please, Sonya-chan!
A-Alright.
What are you trying to make me do?!
Ow!
You could've at least tried to bark once.
What are you doing?
Agiri-san!
What are you doing with that sausage!
It came flying while I was walking.
Agiri-san, use some ninja technique to get rid of this dog.
Okay.
Hello?
Are you the pet owner?
Thank you very much for finding my dog.
This isn't much, but...
Oh, you don't need to.
Is that so?
But I'll take it.
Wow! What a nice ninja technique.
No, that wasn't a ninja technique.
Since we're at the beach,
how about we try digging for clams?
Wow! So many Shijimi clams!
Did you collect all of these?
I used a bit of my ninja techniques.
I'll get some too!
Can you really find shijimi at the beach?
Who knows?
There are no shijimi clams in the sea.
They live in rivers or lakes, as they are fresh water species.
This is true.
Aw, I didn't get any shijimi clams...
That's fine.
Because you can't find them in the sea.
Hey, hey, Sonya-chan.
How many shijimi clams did you put in your bowl?
That doesn't matter, does it?
Are you mad that you lost?
I have 20 of 'em!
Oh, a crab.
Correct!
We're stuck here.
It's close enough, so we can just swim.
C'mon, Sonya-chan. Change out of your clothes!
Um, I don't have a swimsuit.
Damn it! Damn it!
Why do I have to do this?
Shut up and keep swimming!
I'd love to go around the world like this.
That sounds good!
No it doesn't!
C'mon! Let's go!
No, no way!
C'mon!
No, keep swiming!
Another day
Another day.
Good morning!
How are you?
Don't strangle me!
Let go!
You're still fine.
What is this?
The puppets!
It's getting popular lately!
Yasuna's Troupe's First Public Performance!
You're doing it at a kindergarten for community service, aren't you?
I made these back at home.
Hey, is that puppet...
I'm Sonya! Let's all get along!
Stop! Don't fight with yourself!
It doesn't look like me at all!
It doesn't?
Then...
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
Don't do that, it's not good!
Shut up! Be quiet!
What about now?
That pisses me off!
It sure is nice outside!
It's just like my wallet!
How so?
Absolutely clear!
Don't do that on my desk!
On top of that, your act sucks!
Don't interrupt my training.
That's what you're going to perform for the kindergarteners?!
You little...
Again!
Let go!
My neck!
My finger! My finger's gonna break!
Release!
That's the substitution jutsu Agiri-san taught me!
Liar.
Now, what should I do with this?
W-Will you trade it for this?
Don't want it.
Besides, you don't want my puppet?
N-No but...
I kinda want mine.
Anyway, give it here.
Here.
Y-You threw them away...
There are other puppets for the performance, right?
I have a few more that I made.
You don't have to take them out...
This is a prototype for yours, Sonyagator!
Don't name it that!
By the way, I'm a cat.
So cute!
Why am I an alligator and you're a cat?!
There's no way I'd be an alligator—
Ow...
Oh my, Sonya-chan, what big teeth you have!
All the better to eat you with!
Stop!
The way it feels in my mouth is...
Sonya-chan! I know you turned into an alligator, but still...!
This is already turning to crap.
Shut up! Be quiet! I'm going to eat you!
I'm bored.
Don't care.
Let's practice together.
Here.
So cute! So cute!
That's not cute!
You turned my puppet into an assassination tool...
It's a pretty nice way to cover up my knife.
The birth of a puppet assassin?!
But it'd be suspicious if I had this on me.
Ah! My Nyanpu!
You can have that one, so don't throw it away.
Let's begin!
I'm finally in the hands of my rightful owner!
Let's fight!
Don't hit the body!
Didn't you want to fight?
It was a line from the play...
That was a nice head butt, but that won't be enough to take me down!
You're still going?
Oh! Nice!
I win.
So mean!
You weren't going to use it tomorrow anyway.
Wait!
My puppet isn't dead yet!
Wh-What?
This is my true form!
That's not a puppet anymore...
Can you defeat me now that I'm in my true form?
That's gross.
I'll transform too, then.
Dusk
Dusk.
Dusk
Tomorrow'll be a huge hit.
I'll practice my autographs when I get home.
When the kids come around to see me,
I'll tell them "Get in line! Get in line! Get in line! Get in line!"
Just kidding!
I'm going to need to hire some bodyguards and have an autograph session.
I'll make some CDs, some dramas, and there'll even be a movie.
I'll win a bunch of awards, such as the participation award and the Nobel prize.
Huh?
Sonya-chan, where did you go?
I was going to let you be my secretary!
Hey! Sonya-chan! I'll give you some money when I win my Nobel prize!
Of selfless festivals, the sea, and puppets.
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
Next time
The lazy wasp spider.
The town of many winds has nothing to show for.
Today, Antartica. Tomorrow, Shikoku.
The main event of a song and dance routine.
Tricks, managing, tour on foot.
Hectopascal to millibars.
The fumes linger to the ends of the Earth. Now look, the forbidden Iscariot.
Next time, on Kill Me Baby.
Kill number six.
Of Navel Devices and Glistening Shaved Ice
Of navel devices and glistening shaved ice.
Now, what will you do, Oribe Yasuna?